OFFICIAL JESPER JINX ANNOUNCEMENT (Found on JesperJinx.com… and definitely not approved by ME.)

ATTENTION, HUMANS OF THE INTERNET.

I, Jesper Jinx (world-class prankster), have uncovered some highly suspicious information.

Sources.
Very sneaky sources.
(Okay fine, I overheard.)

It appears that the Silly Old Scribbler is secretly scribbling a BRAND-NEW CHILDREN’S BOOK SERIES.
And, purely coincidentally, it may or may not involve:

• A girl who knows too many secrets
• A diary that should definitely stay private
• An EXTREMELY ANNOYING BIG SISTER
• And a boy who is NOT impressed (me)

The Scribbler claims it’s “fiction.”
I claim that is HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.

Will embarrassing stories be revealed?
Will sibling reputations be ruined forever?
Will someone finally admit that Jesper Jinx is the real hero here?

COMING EARLY NEXT YEAR… maybe.
A new series… allegedly.
Secrets will be told (probably).

Keep your eyes open.
Keep your diaries locked.
And whatever you do…
DON’T TELL MY SISTER MELINDA I POSTED THIS.

Jesper Jinx
(This message will self-destruct if my sister sees it.)